Multitasking

Never slept well last night. Woke up in a panic. 7.58. Oh FUCK. Jump up. Put on bra. Rip blouse out of the cupboard. Put blouse on. Oh fuck, turquoise - black shines through. Take blouse off. Put on black t-shirt. Jeans. Brush teeth. Rinse Face. Blowdry hair for 30 seconds into some semblance of order. Grab things. 8.05. Out the door. 8.36. Get to school. Coffee Machine Broken. *Another expletive here* Go to class. Greet Children. All late because of last nights' storm. Bea is off colour. Lucia's shoulder hurts. Maria has the shits. Miguel's mother is obsessed with him. Coffee Break. Still no coffee. 12.30. Lunch. Someone finds a turtle in the playground. Big wrinkly brown one. Sue can't cope with this. Time to take over. Put turtle in box. Walk to park. Release turtle into lake. Walk back to school. Coffee Machine fixed. AAAHHHHHH. 13.40. Back to Class. Ana's loose tooth bleeding. Bea is dying . Lucia's shoulder needs amputation. Ana refuses to go to nurse. Pull tooth. OUT. Blood everywhere. Rinse blood from mouth. Rinse blood on hand. Ignored EVERY health and safety regulation in the book. BUT. I just made the tooth fairy extra busy tonight. Yay me. 19.43 Get home. Shop. Check mail. Breathe.....
21.04 What else can I do for you?